Interesing Jokes

School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
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Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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Nurse:
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.
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Love Affairs:
Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
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Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
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Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
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Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
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Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
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Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:
A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.